Scrubs Quotes

Eliot: So hows the Drama queen?
JD: I Dont Know, How Are you?,"Zinnng!"
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Jordan: your only invited because for some reason you have a spongebob squarepants costume
JD: It Was a Gift!
JD: [IN HEAD-Voiceover) From Me Too Me!

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Elliot: I have a huge bunion. Sean's coming back in, like, a few weeks what am I supposed to do?
J.D.: Well, I think the obvious answer is to draw Sean's face on it and tell him you grew it because you missed him.
Turk: *Or,* it's a simple surgery.
JD: Uhhh, Turk, I think we've already decided on bunion-face!
Elliot: Cut me the hell up.
JD: Dammit!
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Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns
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Dr.Cox: I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy dog tails where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spent most of your summers, but you're in the real world now! N'kay?
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J.D. :Steady now..... be brave..... don't cry
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Cox: Listen up there Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet the hell down, you're scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my Gosh, they're delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Molly: Do you wanna, uh, get a cup of coffee tonight?
Elliot: Can't, I'm hitting the internet hard and going on a friend hunt!
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Molly: I'm sorry, but I'm only attracted to damaged and dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal.
J.D.: (J.D's mind: Sometimes all it takes is a slamming hotty to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are) My emotional journey began when i walked in on my parents having sex in a position that my father would playfully describe as the jackhammer. I have a mentor that verbally abuses me at every chance he gets. And no matter how much i try, i cannot stop constantly narrating my life. (J.D's mind: At that very moment, i feared i had divulged to much).
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Film: Juno

Saw the film JUNO this week. Highly recommend it. It's a cool little indie film with funny and sweet moments entwined. Left with a feeling of content.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0SKf0K3bxg

Music soundtrack is also in my favour (the bold songs in particular). You can hear some of it at the bottom of this page:

http://www.amazon.com/Juno-Original-Soundtrack/dp/B00104W8T6


1.All I Want Is You
Barry Louis Polisar

2
My Rollercoaster (J...
Kimya Dawson
3
A Well Respected Man
The Kinks
4
Dearest
Buddy Holly
5
Up The Spout
Mateo Messina
Buy the MP3 Song: $0.99
6
Tire Swing
Kimya Dawson
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7
Piazza, New York Catcher...
Belle & Sebastian

8
Loose Lips
Kimya Dawson
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9
Superstar
Sonic Youth
10
Sleep (Instrumental)
Kimya Dawson
11
Expectations (Remas...
Belle & Sebastian
12
All The Young Dudes
Mott The Hoople
13
So Nice So Smart
Kimya Dawson
14
Sea Of Love (Remast...
Cat Power
15
Tree Hugger .... i think
Kimya Dawson & Antsy P...
16
I'm Stickng With You
The Velvet Underground
17
Anyone Else But You
Moldy Peaches
18
Vampire
Antsy Pants
19
Anyone Else But You
Michael Cera & Ellen Page