Scrubs Quotes

Eliot: So hows the Drama queen?
JD: I Dont Know, How Are you?,"Zinnng!"
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Jordan: your only invited because for some reason you have a spongebob squarepants costume
JD: It Was a Gift!
JD: [IN HEAD-Voiceover) From Me Too Me!

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Elliot: I have a huge bunion. Sean's coming back in, like, a few weeks what am I supposed to do?
J.D.: Well, I think the obvious answer is to draw Sean's face on it and tell him you grew it because you missed him.
Turk: *Or,* it's a simple surgery.
JD: Uhhh, Turk, I think we've already decided on bunion-face!
Elliot: Cut me the hell up.
JD: Dammit!
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Dr. Elliot Reed: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Perry Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns
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Dr.Cox: I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy dog tails where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spent most of your summers, but you're in the real world now! N'kay?
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J.D. :Steady now..... be brave..... don't cry
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Cox: Listen up there Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet the hell down, you're scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my Gosh, they're delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Molly: Do you wanna, uh, get a cup of coffee tonight?
Elliot: Can't, I'm hitting the internet hard and going on a friend hunt!
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Molly: I'm sorry, but I'm only attracted to damaged and dysfunctional people, and you're just too normal.
J.D.: (J.D's mind: Sometimes all it takes is a slamming hotty to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are) My emotional journey began when i walked in on my parents having sex in a position that my father would playfully describe as the jackhammer. I have a mentor that verbally abuses me at every chance he gets. And no matter how much i try, i cannot stop constantly narrating my life. (J.D's mind: At that very moment, i feared i had divulged to much).
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